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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:54
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
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Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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What was your best revenge story?
No way
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)